A clean formula for negative bad feeling


Remember the ludicrous formula we published in last week's Back Bites - the one used by City bankers Merrill Lynch, and called 'A simple model of house price dynamics' - and the suggestion that readers might like to come up with an alternative?

Well Gareth Hawkins of RBC of Barry, South Glamorgan, did just that. MD of a œ300,000-a-year turnover group that concentrates on civils (roads and bridges), Hawkins offered a most colourful reply.

W.C.'s = no. of bathrooms

EQ = value of negative equity

F.B.F. = Feel Bad Factor

Wondering how to calculate FBF? Hawkins has the answer: it is the average Tory majority in the last three votes in the House of Commons.


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