That sinking feeling
Doom-merchants and pun-mongerers should give the headquarters of
Simons Construction in Lincoln a wide berth.
Visitors to the family construction firm which hosts open days as
part of the Inside UK Enterprise best practice scheme snigger that
the building was dubbed Titanic House when opened on that same day
in 1912 when the allegedly unsinkable ship was launched. The
comparison stops there because Simons couldn't be more buoyant
lately with net profits boosted by 54 per cent in the last two
years and turnover now steaming ahead at £160 million with not
a metaphorical iceberg in sight. And pundits please note - there is
no indication of a flotation.
Cruise-in for a bruising
A row is brewing up over allegations that contractor TEI is using
agency labour on the Danhead power station site in Kent. The unions
are kicking up a fuss because the use of agency workers is against
the 'Blue Book' working rule agreements. However, Contract Journal
suggests that those stirring up things should be very careful when
dealing with the main contractor on the project, Raytheon. The US
side of Raytheon is best known for manufacturing Trident cruise
missiles as well as the Patriot anti-missile-missile.
Shelf life
Will Chris Butler, managing director of Policy Publications, ever
be able to complete his shelving? Each time he got halfway up a
ladder, he was called back to answer the phone because his
secretary was on holiday. The reason for the calls was an article
in our 11 August issue on how to bid for construction business
which gave Policy Publications' telephone number. The result - 150
calls clamouring for more information. Butler said: "I kept getting
halfway up the ladder when the phone rang. In the end I decided to
shelve the shelves! I've never known a response to an article like
it." The magic number to dislodge him from his ladder is 01234
328448.
Bird's eye view
Hamish the Hawk has been hired to stop pigeons fouling stations on
the new Jubilee Line Extension. Rumour has it that JLE project
manager Bechtel is behind the appointment in order to keep an eagle
eye, or should that be hawk's eye, on building and civil
engineering workers during overtime working.