Humphrey Littelton's love of tenders
With all of this po-faced talk about bid-rigging over the past couple of weeks, I see it as my duty to provide you with the lighter perspective. So I thought I would furnish you with a tendering-themed joke by the late Humphrey Littelton, presenter of Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, and "purveyor of blue chip filth to Middle England"....