
I know we've got a recruitment crisis in construction, but I'm not sure we want this young lad. The Sun reports that an eight-year-old Bob the Builder fan has become the youngest child to be given an ASBO - after neighbours accused him of terrorising them with his tools.
Michael Brachter has been banned from having "any hammer, saw, screwdriver, nails, chisel, knife or secateurs in a public place".
But the lad claims he loves playing with tools because he is a Bob the Builder fan. "I want to be a builder when I grow up," he said. "I love tools, and my favourite is a hammer."
Well before he goes on site, I think young Michael could do with watching Breheny's health and safety video about Sid the Melon.