And so to SED where, among the vast array of plant, cranes and access equipment, lurked recovered alcoholic and occasional nudist Keith Chegwin.
Between lugs on his cigarette Cheggers was hosting the Tyrolit cutting pro competition. As the judges deliberated, the consummate pro filled in the dead air with construction-related banter. "So has anyone bought any diggers?" he asked. A woman in the crowd bravely piped up to say that she'd bought two that morning. A clearly surprised Cheggers replied: "Two! How much did that set you back? What are you going to do with them - bury all your money?"