The lucrative future of wind farm construction around the world could be over after aliens allegedly attacked a turbine in England.
Locals in Conisholme, Lincolnshire woke on the weekend to find to find one of their beloved tubines massacred.
And with not much evidence to go on, they went straight for the aliens.
Locals reported seeing "glowing spheres" in the sky at about the same time as the turbine died and are convinced it was either ET or a mystery airplane.
The manufacturer says the turbine was built to withstand extreme weather.
But obviously it wasn't built to withstand the full force of aliens on a mission to destroy renewable energy in the UK, if not the world.
Today, wind turbines, tommorrow, Al Gore.
